quendergeer:

crownedpatriot11:

eggil:

Biggest indicator of US decline: You could buy 6 BigMacs with 1 hour of minimum wage in 1980, but today you can’t even buy one, despite minimum wage more than doubling.

It’s over.

Fs for the USA

explaining purchasing power collapse to an american: imagine no burger

depsidase:

morbid-things:

sexy barbed wire stitching on the collar of my new (old) battle jacket

catmask:

everybody masc till u drunk and ke$ha comeson

btc-official:

two households both alike in dignity

readyouwrong:

“i’ll fucking do it, darling”

bonus:

Queen were working on their album next door to The Sex Pistols, and according to the band’s roadie Peter Hince, Vicious tried to stomp on Freddie’s turf by pulling the eccentric star to one side for a chat.

“Sid Vicious stumbled in, the worse for wear, and addressed Fred: ‘Have you succeeded in bringing ballet to the masses yet?’ Fred casually got up, walked over to him and jibed: ‘Aren’t you Stanley Ferocious or something?‘”

Not stopping there, Freddie then gabbed Sid by the collar and threw him out of the room, said Hince.

Freddie told a slightly different tale to the one Hince remembered when he spoke about the incident. The music legend said in a TV interview: “I called him Simon Ferocious or something, and he didn’t like it at all. I said, ‘What are you going to do about it?’”

dexfag:

girlboycrush:

I had to remake the legend <3 @silvermoon424

borealiszero:

People should make more doomed by narratives siblings relationship.

Like with lovers you can just sever it and not have it related to you ever again but with siblings how could you?

You grow up with them you raise them or they raised you you both know how unforgiving the world is to both of you? You would die for them but will hate them for doing the same and yet none of you would regret it and both of you know it. They could be the person you loath the most and miss the most cause you still remember how they sneaked a candy into your hands. You can sever the tie but you can never look away at what you’ve lost, at whom you’ve lost because fate doesn’t allow you to be together, eating dinners in quiet peace, if only there’s another life, another time, where i can make you another plate of pancakes i would im sorry im sorry im sorry —

foone:

foone:

A new standard pc repair step has been discovered: trans your gender and try again

from a comment I made, since I’ve done too much game reverse engineering:

my “magic debugging” brain says it’s probably something like they have like a CharacterProfile object that contains things like gender and starting perks, and a perk is something like “your bullets do 5% more damage”. When loading a game, sometimes the CharacterProfile object doesn’t get properly initialized, causing your gun to fail to work since it can’t check if you have that perk.

But if you go into your character profile and swap your gender, it re-initializes the CharacterProfile object, making your gun work again.

Presumably any other change you could make to the profile would also fix it, but gender is the easiest one to change.

pocketss:

pocketss:

it’s just one of those croissant days

we love a recovery

tench-art:

A short comic I’ve done for @ibenkrutt

tench-art:

How it started//how it’s going

(The fandom may change, but I’m still investing too much in shitposting)

supertinytins:

undidiridium:

I can’t stop laughing at this.

thepleasuregoblin:

helianthus-hellion:

virgo-dicks:

Yeah my name is Tim, short for OpTIMus Prime

[id: tags saying “wait wait i wanna know where they plan on using their full name, why’d you cut it off”]

answer: THEIR WEDDING.

I can’t describe to you the emotion I would feel if I was hanging out with my friend Tim and he was like “hey we’ve been friends for a while now I want to show you something,” and he hands me his driver’s license, upon which I read “Optimus Prime Jones”