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nijuukoo:

nijuukoo:

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They found beers so now it’s a party.

I saw this OT3 meme and hadda do it.

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The hat stays on.

nijuukoo:

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Forget 2023, let’s just party like it’s 2009

Happy new year! Hope y'all have your own safehouse shenanigans ♥

Memes used: 1 2

hideokojima:

greatlordfluffernutter:

hideokojima:

are people allowed to say kys here

We’re allowed to say faggot don’t worry about it

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rrdiner:

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me saying bye to my trans masc friends as they depart for jupiter to get more stupider

acidhues:

beaft:

if you are reading this i want you to stop for a moment and imagine a crab

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myterribletwenties:

thebestofmen:

forfawkssake:

myterribletwenties:

myterribletwenties:

dylanolinski:

pale-unic0rn:

larrystylinson-stuff:

larrysbellybutton:

gomezwantsmullerinhisbed:

dylanolinski:

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

sometimes it just ends up being something like

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ITS BACK

lord 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

Please stop reblogging this post

This post made my water break

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

WHAT

God, I love this accursed website.

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

Anonymous:

*stumbles in through the door* I-I took on 5 orcs.

What do I get?

wrenchwenches:

dailyquests:

REWARDS: 86 Gold, 94 EXP, Orc Phone Number (x5)

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t4tails:

do x reader writers know how hated they are by a majority of tumblr users. like i honestly wouldnt even care that much if they could all 1. use a read more. a basic function of the site. and 2. tag their posts with just “#x reader” thats it. no character. please. god please i just want to blacklist these without blocking you but you make it so hard

dadvans:

dadvans:

true story

me for the first 33 years of my life: my dad used to say “what would happen if you woke up on the titanic?? think about it” when he was tucking me in at night from at least age 5 and up, a form of psychological torture

me in my 33rd year of life: my dad optimistically thought i would have $250k to blow on something stupid by now and shut that shit down at the jump in the 90s

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this was his response 5 seconds later

criptochecca:

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The peter parker mao cup

capnsoapy:

innovative moves from elon today huh

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staffs-secret-blog:

NEW TUMBLR UPDATE:

You can only like 4 posts a day and if you even think of reblogging we’re going to blow your brains out

theav0cadobaby:

You know I wish fatphobia was less pervasive. Even among people who consider themself as progressive, it’s rampant. So quick reminder. No it’s actually not easy to stop being fat, and it sucks that we are treated differently for something we really can’t control. Shaming a fat person for being fat, and shaming them for not having the “willpower” to become skinny- is bigotry. And if all you talk to fat people about is weight loss and dieting- congratulations! You’re being a dick! Stop.